Driving Miss Daisys

This morning I picked up the two little old ladies from Gigi and Poppy's house to bring them to camp. When I arrived they were making the bed together. I rushed them off to the car, and started on our way. Their conversations were extremely amusing. First, after telling them that we would be would going to the circus tomorrow because we were going to the track tonight they have this conversation:

Cassie - "What's track?"
Me - "It's where Gigi and I run around and around in circles while you guys play."
Cassie - "Why would you want to run around in circles?"
Me - "Because it's fun!"
Lexi - "Cassie, it's like a little road, but cars aren't allowed to drive on it. But Mama, I would call it more of an oval than a circle..."
Then a few minutes later:

Cassie - "Why do we always go to bed so late??"
Lexi - "Yea, we're tired!"

Then, the funniest of them all:

Cassie - "School buses aren't safe because there are no seatbelts"
Lexi - "School buses are safe Cassie. You can't get hurt in them. They didn't put seatbelts in on purpose"
Cassie - "Yes you can, you can fall out of the seat and out the door!"
Lexi - "The doors don't open unless the driver opens them, and the windows are safe too because they only open half way."
Cassie - "Unsafe, unsafe, unsafe."
Lexi - "Cassie, buses are safe, they drive very slow, you can't fall out."
Cassie - "What if the door opens?"
Lexi - "The driver doesn't open the door until the bus is stopped."
Cassie - "What if he opens it by mistake?"
Lexi - "He doesn't even touch the lever until the bus is stopped and he's ready to open the door."
Cassie - "He might accidently hit it with his butt."

Ultimately, we arrived safely at camp, feeling happy about the fact that we did not have to get there on a bus.