When Zachary wakes up in the morning he starts talking, and does not stop speaking again until he is snoring at night. He must be a part of every conversation, and always has something to tell you, "Mama, guess what?..." Because I am home with him four days a week, we have a LOT of conversations and he asks me a LOT of questions. In general, I love this. I love answering questions for three year olds because sometimes they ask really insightful questions that are full of innocence, and they are such an amazing way to discuss really important topics, and instill the important values of our family. But sometimes I just don't know the answer to his questions, and unfortunately for me, that is completely unacceptable to Zachary. Here is an example of what happens when I don't know the answer to a question. The question always changes, but what comes next is the same every time...
Zachary - "Mama, is that man's name Harold?"
Me - "I don't know Zachy."
Zach - "Is it?"
Me - "I don't know."
Zach - "But is it?"
Me - "I don't know buddy, I don't know his name."
Zach - "But is it?"
Me - "I don't know."
Zach - "Is it? Say 'yes.'"
Me - "Yes."
We easily have this conversation ten times every single day. I have tried to explain to him that sometimes I just don't know if the answer is yes or no, so I have to say that I don't know, but that gets me no where. I have, on occasion, continued to say "I don't know" to see how long he'll let it go on. In all cases I get bored of the game before he does, and finally, defeated, give in with my "yes".
He won't even accept an "MmmHmm" as a response. It must be a firm and sure "yes" or "no" in all cases.
Zachary - "Mom, did you see that bird?"
Me - "MmmHmm."
Zachary - "Say yes."
Me - "Yes."
This one kills me because my least favorite teacher in elementary school would not allow you to answer in the affirmative unless you said "Yes". "Yup", "Yea", etc. were all unacceptable. If I answered "yup" to her question, she would keep asking me, "What??" until I answered properly. It drove me crazy.
So, now rather than instilling positive family values, I'm basically lying to my kid about ten times each day. "Is Grammy eating lunch right now?" "Yes." "Is it going to rain three weeks from Tuesday?" "Yes." "Are there aliens living on Mars?" "Yes." "Is this phase going to end soon?" "Yes." And then I'll probably miss it...